Squad Overview
John Bebb
	Winger / Forward - Creative winger with an eye for goal. Enjoys a chat with the referee
James Glennon
	Midfielder - Known as "Lenny" to the masses. His golden main of hair has recently taken a trim with most now confusing him with a young Rod Stewart / Jimmy Saville.
Paul Hood
	Midfielder - Club captain and the engine of the midfield. Continually rolling back the years with lung bursting displays. Nicknamed Peter Pan. All round nice chap
Matthew Buck
	A Centre Back who has shown he has the Skill and Ability, as well as the Talent and Technique of a Player who is capable of sitting in the midfield and spraying his talents., and knows when to have a shot when the gap appears.
Simon Bollon
	Winger / Full Back - The bollster can be found marauding the left flank either from full back or wing. Loves to give opponents a real good "slapping" as we found out last year.
Barry Newby
	Striker / Midfielder / Centre Half / Goalkeeper - Donning the gloves this season in an attempt to stem the tide of goals conceded during last years charade. He may look ungainly but this boy has the agility of a 12 year old gymnast.
Jared Perry
	Forward - Prolific front man with a goal ratio the envy of the land. Donates allot of cash to his favourite charity the FA.
Ramsay Beattie
	Team manager - Holds the record as the oldest outfield player ever to have donned the hoops of the mighty Celtic. Loves a fashionably late entrance. The clock is no friend of the gaffers
Ian Thorburn
	Forward / Midfielder - Nick named "Wiener" because of his stump like tackle in the trouser department. Good to have around the dressing room.
John Chambers
	Striker - Blessed with the touch of Dennis Bergkamp in his prime. Goals are this boys thing.
Darren Clifford
	Striker - Celtics leading marksmen last year. The close season has been kind to Daz, as he steps out to to pound the beat for an hour or so every morning, prior to have a good day a work
Eddie Southcott
	Centre Back with a silky touch, and never affraid to put his "Stud Like Body" where it hurts.
Lee Shaw
	Right back / Winger / Striker - Mesmeric, breath taking, Peter Pan, devastating. Just a collection of the words branded around by hoop fans who get to see the clubs talisman on a weekly basis. Reached a 100 goals for the hoops last year in just over 126 games. "Irreplacable Tracking Player".
Graham Davey
	Centre Half / Full Back - Put something in front of the "D-man" and its getting a whack. Fearless, no nonesense style defender. Excellent addition.
Daniel Ledgeway
	Winger / Full Back - Pacey wide man terrified of going in goal after a collision that altered his face for the better. Can demolish a pack of 20 fags as fast as Usian Bolt does the 100m. The 3rd Team Coach is watching him very closely
Martin Butler
	Goalkeeper - New member of the squad. Has the misfortune of being related to Lenny but certainly knows how to perform in the stiiiiiiacks. Cat like reflexes.
Richard Clegg
	Cammy as he is known, has brought some strength and depth to the side, as he pushes forward to support our Midfield and Forward line.
Sean Mallon
	When he gets himself fit, Sean shall be a major Player in the Squad and he shall be scoring more goals as he already shown
Gary Waller
	Experience of an abundance, and this goes with the age. Plays off the Front Man and is not scared to have a shot himself. Weight loss and many Fitness Sessions has ensured he is being noticed by the Boss.

A look at our current and previous seasons